title: it's vernacular look it up.
pairing: vriska <> dave
warnings: bad rap battles, one use of swear word!!
summary: no i just wanted to polish up homestuck writing for avengerstuck so i wrote this really short quick thing nothing to see here thanks to liesmiths
for the totally good idea of dave's archaeology themed rap thoughTG: terezi digs meAG: Terezi can’t see you, dum8ass!TG: she still digs me though she cant seeTG: digs me more than archaeologyTG: the fossils in my nostrils are the shossilsTG: now watch us go get schlozzledTG: im standing here with my arms crossed i look so coolAG: Dave if you are insistent on rapping instead of talking, at least rap real words!!!!TG: schlozzled is totally a wordTG: its vernacular look it upAG: Uuuuuuuugh!!!!-- arachnidsGrip [AG] has ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 21:39 --One retrieves his sick rap rhymes from the dregs of the conversation.Another finds hers struggling to compete. Dave shuts down his computer. He has won. He is the star. High fiving Lil Cal, he draws the curtains. No meteors lurk. Only the streetlights through the fog and the churning of cars. A bird pecks at crumbs on the sidewalk. People run home from taxi cabs.He is alone.Vriska shuts down her computer. She has lost. She is a failure.Shouting goodnight to Spidermom, she draws the curtains.Ghosts outside howl through the walls. The Land of Maps and Treasure has become barren. No gold is left. No glass bottles with hidden messages swim to shore.She is alone.A diamond flashes in the girls’ peripheral.-- turntechGodhead [TG] has started pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] at 10:23 --TG: sup blue bloodAG: Hello, Dave.AG: Oh, I forgot to say something yesterday!!!! How silly of me.TG: …AG: Ahem.AG: Well if Terezi digs you then she digs me more!AG: Who’s that pulling up in a 8oat at the shore?AG: It’s Terezi motherfucker! Where’s her 8oat for you?AG: You don’t got one featherplucker! She digs Dave who?TG: nice rhymes girlTG: needs some work but on the whole good jobAG: ::::)TG: soTG: supNothing was up. Not any pale feelings whatsoever! Especially not for this loser. AG: Nothing is up!!!!TG: coolOf all the moirallegiances of all the trolls in all the world, he walks into hers.AG: So, Dave.AG: Do you ever wanna like....AG: Go on a d8????AG: Not like a proper d8. 8ut like an outing d8.AG: We could rap or feed 8irds or do whatever you like doing!!!!AG: It wouldn’t have to 8e a8out killing or culling orange 8loods.AG: ;;;;)TG: coolTG: i mean the whole killing stuff sounds hella sweet butTG: yeah whatever ill go out with you-- turntechGodhead [TG] has ceased pestering arachnidsGrip [AG] at 10:47 -- AG: <>-- arachnidsGrip [AG] has ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 10:49 --